Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Peytonisms

Peyton has always cracked us up with his wit and humor, but he has been especially funny lately.  We thought it would be fun to share some of his "Peyton-isms" with our friends and family!

Me (Frustrated):  Peyton, if you don't help me clean up then you won't watch diddly squat after bath time
Peyton:  What's Disney Slot?

Peyton:  My tummy is really full.  After bath, I will say "But Mommy I am so hungry" and you will say "You didn't eat your dinner so no snack and only water to drink" and I will say "Okay"
Me:  That sounds about right
Peyton (in a Ninja Turtle voice):  Totally...

Peyton: Why are we going to school so early today?
Me:  I have a meeting at work.  I think they are going to talk to us about money
30-45 second pause...
Peyton:  Are we still talking about money?
Me:  Sure
Peyton:  Okay, good, because a nickel... is that the small one?... a nickel is five points and a quarter is twenty five points.  If we have a dollar then we have a lot. 

This kid cracks me up!  These have all been within the last two days!

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